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Grady With a Chance of Sonny
[Cafeteria (Commissary)]
[Opens with the outside of Condor Studios before cutting into the cafeteria, filled with vampires]
Tawni: When are they going to finish filming this vampire movie? I’m so sick of finding fangs in my soup. [Uses spoon to pull fangs out of her soup]
Sonny: [gasps] Oh my gosh! Those could be Blake Radisson’s fangs. Oh, I love him in the Twidark movies.
Tawni: Well, I hope you love him eating fish sticks because –
[Sonny spins around to see Blake eating fish sticks]
Sonny: He’s eating fish sticks. Oh my gosh, hide me! [hides behind Tawni]
Tawni: Talk to him.
Sonny: I can’t. [whispers] It’s Blake Radisson.
Tawni: [to Blake] Hey, Blake! [to Sonny] You’re welcome.
Sonny: [to Blake] Hot. I mean – Hi. I mean – Uh, how’s it going?
Blake: It’s –
Sonny: I love you as Fredrick by the way. Team Fredrick!
Blake: Thanks –
Sonny: And by the way, I love vampires way more than werewolves. I mean what’s with the [howls].
Tawni: Less howl, more flirty.
Sonny: [to Tawni, whispers] Right. [to Blake] So, did you know that when bats fly out of a cave they always turn left?
Blake: I hadn’t heard.
Sonny: Oh it’s true! Just check Tridark media.
Tawni: [to Sonny] Have you ever flirted before?
Sonny: [to Tawni] Not with a vampire. [to Blake with an accent] Your-a fish sticks look a little dry. [Laughs]
Sonny: Bahh!
[Sonny accidently shoots ketchup at Blake with the ketchup bottle she is holding]
Sonny: Oh my gosh, Blake, I’m – I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to –uh. But it looks good on you!
[Sonny panics and hands Tawni the ketchup bottle]
Sonny: Okay, bat’s leaving the cave. Bye! [runs towards the exit]
Tawni: Go left!
[Sonny takes Tawni’s advices and runs into the wall]
[Theme Song]
[Prop House]
[Sonny and Grady are pacing back and forth.]
Sonny: Anxious?
Grady: Yeah.
Sonny: Me too. What are you pacing about?
Grady: Well, I’m expecting a call from my brother, Grant.
Sonny: Oh.
Grady: You?
Sonny: Spilled ketchup on a vampire.
[Grady makes a face.]
Grady: Oooo…
Sonny: A totally hot vampire.
Grady: [still making the face] Oh!
[There is a beeping from Grady’s laptop]
Grady: Ahhh!
[Grady sits down at the computer. Sonny walks over. There is another beeping from the laptop.]
Sonny: Don’t let Grant get to you like he always does, okay?
Grady: You know what? You’re right. Not this time. I’m feeling good. I’m feeling good! I’m feeling strong! Haha! [is excited]
[Grady clicks the video chat. Suddenly becomes weak again.]
Grady: [in a weak voice] Hello.
[on the computer screen is Grant]
Grant: Hey, hey! Gravy! I’m not interrupting anything, am I?
Grady: Well, I mean –
Grant: Of course not! Because that would mean you had a life! [laughs]
Sonny: Grady, don’t take that! Give it back to him!
Grady: [with confidence] No life, huh? [Suddenly becomes weak again] So true. [hangs his head]
Grant: How could you not have a life? You’re on a TV show, man!
Grady: [hopeful] Have you seen it yet?
Grant: No! I have a life! Filled with girls and more girls, brotha!
[Cuts to Grady’s looking disappointed]
Grant: But you wouldn’t know about that! [laughs]
Grady: I’ve had girlfriends.
Grant: Hermione doesn’t count.
[Cuts to Grady looking a bit angry]
Grant: Grady’s got no lady! Grady’s got no lady! Grady’s got no lady!
[Sonny walks over to the computer and puts her arm around Grady.]
Sonny: Oh yeah? Grady’s got a lady. And you’re looking at her.
[Cuts to Grant looking confused]
Grady: [in confusion/shock] What?
[Cuts back to Sonny smiling and Grady in confusion]
Sonny: [in fake surprise] You mean, you didn’t tell your brother about us?
Grady: Uh, well… [laughs nervously]
[Cuts to Grant’s face on the screen, waiting]
Grady: It’s just all so new.
Sonny: Speaking of new, this shirt I bought you looks great on you. [plays with the collar of his shirt, playfully]
[Cuts to Grant]
Grant: I thought mommy got you that shirt?
[Cuts back to Sonny and Grady]
Sonny: Mmmhmm… Mommy did. [waves] Bye. [Closes the laptop] Am I a good friend or what? Or what? A little love up top right there! [holds up hand for a high-five] Right there! [points at her hand]
Grady: What did you do? Grant is flying out to visit tomorrow! This is – this is not good.
Sonny: [loses her excitement] Oh…
Grady: [mocking her] Yeah, oh… ‘Cause when he finds out you’re not really my girlfriend, I will never hear the end of this! [sighs]
Sonny: Don’t worry, Grady. You know what? I’m officially your girlfriend!
[Grady looks excited.]
Sonny: Officially your fake girlfriend.
[Grady lets out a sigh of relief.]
Grady: [happily]: Really? Well then, make me a sammich.
[Sonny’s smile fades into a glare.]
Grady: Just messing around. I’ll go make you a sammich.
[Cafeteria (Commissary)]
[Tawni and Nico are sitting at a table together, picking at their food.]
Nico: So… Look at us having breakfast together without Grady and Sonny. [laughs awkwardly]
Tawni: [awkwardly] Yeah, look at us.
Nico: Uh….
[Awkward silence]
Nico: For a moment there I thought we’d have nothing to talk about.
[both laugh uncomfortably]
Tawni: But here we are. Talking about how we thought we’d have nothing to talk about.
Nico: That’s something to talk about.
[Both laugh]
Tawni: No, it’s not.
Nico: Yeah, we got nothing.
Tawni: [Notices Chad wearing a full safari outfit walking into the cafeteria] Ooo, this could be something.
[Chad walks over to their table]
Chad: Oh, hello, hello. You on the hunt for a nutritious breakfast? [nudges Nico with his arm] Huh? Yeah…
Nico: Maybe there’s one hiding behind dignity?
[Tawni and Nico laugh]
Chad: Enough!
[Tawni and Nico stop laughing]
Chad: Mock all you want, but all me to introduce you to – [gasp] the Chad Dylan Cooper Safari Bar. It brings out the beast in you. Rawr!
Tawni: [takes the bar from Chad] You have your own energy bar?
Chad: Yes. And more importantly -- [snatches the bar back] --you don’t. [opens bar] Oh and it’s good too. [takes a bite of the bar, eats it as obnoxiously as possible] Granola. Nougat. [gasps] What’s that I’m tasting in the middle? [gasps] Success. Chew on that, suckers. [throws bar on the table] Ow!
[Chad walks away]
Nico: Pompous jerk. If Grady were here, we’d be planning a simple, but easily botched prank on him.
Tawni: Well, guess what? [stands up] Tawni’s here. So we’re going to lose the botch and take it up a notch.
Nico: Ah, I like working with you already. [stands up] Grady never makes our plans rhyme.
Tawni: Oh, I do it all the time. See what I did there? I just did it again.
Nico: I – I like that. The ‘time’, ‘rhyme’ thing.
Tawni: I know.
[Sonny and Tawni’s Dressing Room]
[Sonny is sitting on a chair, while Grady paces behind her with a comic book.]
Grady: Who is this superhero? [points at the comic book]
Sonny: Oh! Uh – uh! I know this one! It’s – umm – it’s… Water Guy?
Grady: [cringes in disappointment] No! Aquaman.
Sonny: Aquaman. Water Guy. What’s the difference?
Grady: I don’t hate Water Guy. [sighs, while sitting down] Come on, Sonny. If my brother is going to believe you’re my girlfriend, you gotta know this stuff. Just write it on your hand if you have to. [hands Sonny a pen]
Sonny: [begins to write on her hand] Well, why don’t you just hit me with some family questions first?
Grady: Whoa, family? We’re not moving onto family until you know about my loved ones.
Sonny: [stands up] I’m sorry, but this is like too much pressure. I think I need a break. [begins to walk towards the door]
Grady: No.
[Grady chases her across the room.]
Sonny: [turns around to see Grady chasing her] What?
Grady: Are you dumping me?
Sonny: No, I just need a little fresh air.
Grady: Okay.
[Sonny gives Grady one last look before leaving]
Grady: [sighs] This is how it starts.
[In The Hallway Outside Sonny and Tawni’s Dressing Room]
Sonny: [writing on her hand] Alright. Aquaman, bad. Iron Man, good. Narnia, real.
[Sonny starts to walk down the hall, but Blake stops her]
Blake: What does your hand say about vampires?
Sonny: Uh. [laughs, smiling] Uh…Let’s see. It says sweaty. I mean – no. Sweet? I – umm – that was bad. I’m sorry – I mean –
Blake: [takes Sonny’s hand] Wha – What do you think about having lunch with me today?
Sonny: Umm…Let me check the hand you’re not holding. Ready? Yeah… [looks at hand, and laughs] Well look at that, it says yes.
Blake: Great! I’ll text you the details. [lets her hand go]
Sonny: Great, I’ll – uh—see you later.
Blake: Okay. [walks away]
[Sonny hisses at him as he leaves]
[Grady walks out into the hallway]
Sonny: Hey!
Grady: Oh, hey, girlfriend. My brother just landed and he wants to have lunch with me and m’lady.
Sonny: Uh…Lunch today?
Grady: Thanks, Sonny. This might be the coolest thing anyone’s ever done for me.
[Grady begins to whistle as he walks down the hallway]
[MacKenzie Falls Backstage – The backstage is setup for the Chad Dylan Cooper Safari Bar commercial]
[Nico slides in wearing all black and holding a boom box playing loud, secret agent music and backpack. He sets the boom box on the floor. Nico jumps to the floor and does a roll. He stands back up, looking around before opening his backpack. He pulls out an oversized safari hat and grabs the safari already there and tosses it off screen, putting his own in its place. Broken glass is heard. He pulls an oversized safari vest out of his backpack and switches it with the one hanging on Chad’s make-up chair. He throws the other vest off screen, causing Tawni to yell.]
Tawni: Hey! Seriously!
[Nico hops away from Chad’s make-up chair. Tawni walks in and turns off the music. She picks up the boom box.]
Tawni: Just a thought, but maybe your pranks are easily botched because of loud music, bad chorography, and the throwing of stuff.
Nico: That’s my style. Now put the bar with the fake label on it. [points]
[Tawni hands Nico the boom box and does a little spin as she walks over and switches the bars.]
[Chad can be heard off screen.]
Nico: Let’s move. [jumps to the floor and rolls off screen]
[Tawni runs off behind him]
[Chad walks in the stage door, singing.]
Chad: Chad Dylan Cooper Safari Bar. If you’re feeling bad, just eat Chad. Ba-da. [mimics the sound of a drum, while playing the air drums] Ba!
[Chad dances over to table where his hat is and puts it on]
Chad: Woo!
[The hat is now too big and covers his eyes.]
[Tawni and Nico are shown hiding behind a make-up vanity.]
[Chad walks over and gets his vest and puts it on. It is too large for him as well.]
Chad: That’s weird. This all fit before.
Nico: [walks out from behind the vanity with Tawni, holding the safari bar] Dude, we can’t eat this.
[Chad takes off his hat.]
Tawni: [takes Chad’s hat out of his hands] Did you even read the warning label?
Chad: Pft. No. All I read was my name on the bar and my name the check for the commercial I’m going to shoot later.
Nico: Well you might want to take a look.
Chad: [goes over and gets the bar. He reads the label.]: Warning: Side effects may include swallow and/or shrinkage of the head.
[Tawni puts the oversized hat back on his head. He takes it back off and hand it to her.]
Chad: And/or body.
[Nico pulls on Chad’s oversized vest.]
Chad: Get out of my vest. As well as intermittent hearing loss.
Nico: You – [moves mouth without speaking]
Nico: Shouldn’t – [moves mouth without speaking]
Tawni: And if you – [moves mouth without speaking]
Tawni: Longer than four hours – [moves mouth without speaking]
Tawni: Hospital.
[Nico and Tawni walk away with a quick high five]
[Cafeteria (Commissary)]
[Sonny and Grady are sitting at a table together waiting.]
Grady: Where is my brother already?
Sonny: Hey, Grady, calm down. It’s gonna be okay.
Grady: Is it, Sonny? Is it? He’s – He’s gonna see right through us!
Sonny: Not if we stick to the plan. Okay, you’re going to break up with me in front of your brother, so you’ll look strong and [starts singing her words] so I can make my date with Blake.
Grady: You know what? I’m going to break up with because I don’t like your singing.
[Grant walks in.]
Grant: GRADY! [walks to the table with Grady and Sonny] What’s up, pup?
Grady: Ha, ha, hey… Don’t hit me.
Grant: I’m not gonna hit you. [pretend to punch the back of Grady’s arm] BAM!
[Grady cringes, holding his arm]
Grant: That’s for thinking I was going to hit you.
[Grant takes off his duffle bag off his shoulder and throws it at a man sitting behind him.]
Grant: Sorry I’m late. I was consoling some girl that was just dumped, so of course, GOT HER NUMBER! But I’m not gonna call her because I don’t wanna deal with that baggage.
Sonny: [with a fake smile] Grant, you’re even more charming in person.
Grant: Wow. And you’re even cuter!
[Sonny makes a disgusted look]
Grant: [to Grady] So, did you win a date somebody outta your league contest?
Grady: [unenthusiastic] Yeah…
Sonny: Are you kidding me? He is so in my league. In fact, I’m out of his league.
Grady: [gasping/laughing]
Grant: Way to go, brotha! DELTA NU, RULES!
Grady: [to Sonny] Did I mention he’s president of his fraternity?
Grant: DELTA NU, RULES!
[Sonny’s phone rings]
Sonny: [stands up] Oh, excuse me. [leans over to whisper in Grady’s ear] It’s Blake. He’s wondering where I am, so dump me when I get back.
Grady: [whispering] Oh, okay.
Sonny: [louder, so Grant can hear] I’ll miss ya! [tickles Grady’s neck] I really will!
[Grady grumbles as if he’s embarrassed by her]
Grady: Stop.
Sonny: Okay. [begins to walk away holding her hands out towards Grady] I don’t wanna go!
Grady: Oh, stop. You’re making me blush.
Sonny: I don’t wanna go! I don’t wanna go!
Grady: I’m getting flustered!
[Sonny walks out]
Grant: W-wow! Mad props, little bro! Sonny’s awesome! I’m crazy proud of you!
Grady: You’re proud of me?
Grant: Totes!
[Grady does a little happy dance]
Grant: And when you two break up – and trust me, at some point you will lose this girl-- guess who’s gonna get the rebound? [raises his hand]
Grady: You?
Grant: As in yooooou-Lysses S. Grant! [points at himself]
[Sonny walks back in]
Sonny: Okay, Grady, I’m back from rudely taking a phone call in the middle of our lunch. [sits down] I’m sure you have something to say about that.
Grady: Uh-huh. I do! I think it’s adorable! [moves his chair closer to her] And it makes me never, ever wanna break up with you. [puts his head on her shoulder]
Sonny: [fake smiles in confusion] Never?
Grady: [with an over the top fake smile] Ever!
Grady: [to Grant] And you, can never, ever have her.
[Camera zooms in on Sonny’s sad face. Fades out.]
[Cafeteria (Commissary)]
[Grant is talking to a girl with Sonny and Grady still sitting at the table]
[Cuts to Sonny and Grady]
Sonny: What did you do? We had a plan. You were supposed to dump me.
Grady: I’m sorry. I was going to break up with you, but then Grant said that if we ever broke up, he was going to go after you! And I couldn’t let that happen.
Sonny: Thank you. I appreciate that. But what am I supposed to do about Blake now?
Grady: Maybe he can do dinner instead.
Sonny: [cheers up] Great idea! I’ll text him. [starts texting Blake]
Grant: [walks back over to the table] Ha ha ha! Good news! I’ve got a date with Jennifer! [looks at paper] I mean, Jessica! Look she’s really special to me. [starts making flirtatious gestures at her]
Sonny: Ooo. [shows Grady her phone] Blake can do dinner.
Grant: Don’t make any dinner plans. [begins to shake Grady] THE MITCHELL BROTHERS ARE GOING ON A DOUBLE DATE! DELTA NU!
[Grant leaves, picking up his duffle bag on the way out]
Grant: Thanks, person.
Sonny: [angered] What the delta am I supposed to do now?
Grady: You know, I’ll just tell Grant you pretended to be my girlfriend. And then I’ll put my mouth guard in and take what’s coming.
Sonny: Oh no, no. Just keep it in the case. I just got to figure out a reason for you to break up with me before dinner.
Grady: Yeah, but -- [starts picking his ear] – what could anybody do to make a person want to break up them?
Sonny: [notices him picking his ear]
Grady: [pulls his finger out of his ear and looks at it] Oh, jackpot!
[Prop House]
[Sonny walks in looking like a sob. Grant and Grady are wrestling on the couch.]
Sonny: [picking her ear, pulls her finger out and looks at it] Aw…Oh yeah! Jackpot!
[Sonny shoves her finger in Grady’s face]
Sonny: What do you think it is?
Grady: I don’t –ugh-ah… [falls over on the couch] That is disgusting.
[Sonny scratches her butt]
Sonny: Oh yeah. Oh yeah, that’s the stuff.
[Sonny sits down on the couch and burps]
Grant: Uh…
Sonny: Hmm... Seconds.
Grant: [in disgust] What happened to you?
Grady: [in fake shock] Yeah, Sonny, you are disgusting. [clears throat] I’m going to have to rethink our entire relationship.
Grant: Yeah, you are! [really excited] Think about marrying her!
Grady and Sonny: What?
Grant: You hit the jackpot, brotha! You’ve got a girlfriend who can never get on your case for being disgusting because she’s even more disgusting. Sonny is gross and a hottie. She’s a Grottie!
Sonny: So, I guess this means I’ll be seeing you at dinner? [to Grady] He’s harder to kill than a vampire. [walks out]
Grant: You scored! She’s disgusting! Grant grab! [grabs Grady and begins to wrestle with him]
[In The Hallway Outside Sonny and Tawni’s Dressing Room]
[Blake is walking down the hallway. He runs into Sonny.]
Sonny: Blake!?
Blake: [confused by her outfit] Sonny?
Sonny: I bet you’re wondering why I’m dressed like this.
Blake: You’re not wearing this on date, are you? Because Boo-kadefesters has a dress code.
Sonny: Yeah, uh. Sorry about that. It’s – it’s actually for a character on So Random!. Yeah, called “Gross Out Girl”.
[both awkwardly laugh]
Sonny: Pretty convincing, huh?
Blake: [gives her a thumbs up] Nailed it.
Sonny: Yeah, don’t – don’t worry about tonight. I’ll be clean enough in time for our date. Speaking of tonight, umm…I was just wondering if maybe we could…
Blake: If you’re gonna push our date again then maybe we should just cancel it.
Sonny: No, no, no! Tonight’s perfect! Tonight’s great!
Blake: Cool.
Sonny: Cool.
[Both hiss at each other before Blake walks away]
Sonny: [waves] Bye. [runs into her dressing room]
[Grant peeks out of the So Random! Studio door]
Grant: I delta nu it.
[Pulls out his phone and calls Grady]
Grant: Grody! Change-o-plans. Bros night out, brotha! So call your girlfriend and tell her she’s free to do whatever she wants to do tonight. ‘Cause you and me are going to Boo-kadefesters. Ba! Ba! Ba! Ba! Ba! Bouncin’!
[a women passes, Grant watches her and yells after her]
Grant: DELTA NU![follows the women]
[MacKenzie Falls Backstage – setup for commercial]
Director: Alright everyone, we’ve got a Safari Bar commercial to shot! Let’s go! Settle in! [claps hands, while walking off screen] Places! Places!
[Chad walks in safari wear, reading the label on the bar]
Chad: In extreme cases, head swellage maybe followed by “Fun House” vision. “Fun House” vision? What the heck is that?
[looks over into the mirror over at the make-up table to see a distorted image of his face]
Chad: [panicked] Oh! Oh! It’s that!
[cuts to Nico and Tawni laughing]
[cuts to the director]
Director: Chad Dylan Cooper for the Safari Bar. Take one. And action!
[cuts to Chad looking nervous holding the bar]
Chad: Being the greatest actor of your generation takes a lot out of you. So when life bites you, bite back. [holds up bar with a forced smile]
[Chad kisses the bar gingerly]
[cuts to the director gesturing for Chad to bite the bar]
Director: Chad, this is where you bite the bar.
[cuts back to Chad holding the bar in his quivering hand]
Chad: No! [drops the bar] No, I can’t do it! I can’t! I can’t do it!
[cuts to Nico and Tawni laughing]
Chad: It’s poison, you hear me! Dah! [runs off]
Director: Celebrities! [throws his script to the ground and walks off]
Nico: [laughing] “Fun House” vision? [walks over to the mirror where Chad saw the distorted version of himself and starts making funny faces]
Nico: [to Tawni] Awesome. When did you have time to change the mirror?
Tawni: What are you talking about? I didn’t change the mirror.
Nico: [in shock, reads the label of the bar] Huh?
[Nico looks at himself in the mirror to see a distorted version of himself]
Nico: Ahhh! [runs off]
Tawni: [walks up to the mirror] Oh-ho-ho! You’re good! [walks off]
[The Restaurant]
[Blake and Sonny are sitting at a table together]
Blake: Wow. Sonny, I have to say, you clean up well.
Sonny: [smiling] Thanks. To soap and water.
[Blake and Sonny toast]
Sonny: Mmm…So, tell me about the Tridark series.
[cuts to Grant and Grady walking in]
Grady: Oh, this is great! You and me at a restaurant together. And you not wailing on me or pointing out my shortcomings or telling me stuff that makes me feel like a loser.
Grant: You’re girlfriend’s cheating on you.
Grady: Yeah…Stuff like that.
Grant: No. You’re girlfriend is cheating on you. That’s why I brought you here! Look! [points at Sonny and Blake]
Grady: [in fake shock] Oh my gosh! It’s my girlfriend and Blake Radisson! Clearly having a business dinner.
Grant: Get over there. [forces Grady to walk over to Sonny and Blake]
Grady: Oh no.
[Grant pushes Grady into the back of Sonny’s chair]
Grady: Hey, Sonny.
Sonny: [stands up] Grady? What are you doing here?
Grant: What are you waiting for, brotha!? She’s your girlfriend! MESS HIM UP GOOOOOD!
Blake: [stands] Wait, girlfriend? Is that true?
[Grady and Sonny at the same time]
Sonny: Well you might label it these days. Friends whatever – .
Grady: It’s complicated. Yeah, labels. Flip ‘em and –
Grant: ALRIGHT! Once again, you punk out and I’ve got to step in to protect the Mitchell name. [starts walking towards Blake]
Grady: No, no. Stop, stop. Enough. [pushes Grant back] Sonny’s not my girlfriend.
Grant: So you were lying to me?
Grady: Yes. We were pretending to be a couple, so you’d stop giving me grief about not having a girlfriend. [to Sonny] Sonny, go get yourself a vampire.
Sonny: Thanks, Grady.
[Sonny spins around to talk to Blake]
Sonny: Okie-dokie. Since everything’s cleared up, I am single and totally available.
Blake: Of course you are. Girl like you would never date a DORK like that.
[cuts to Grady looking disheartened]
Sonny: Excuse me?
Blake: I’m just saying we’re good here.
Sonny: And I’m just saying we’re done here.
Blake: Excuse me?
Sonny: Yeah, if being sweet, kind and sensitive makes you a dork, then yes, Grady’ the dorkiest dork there is.
[cuts to Grady looking happier]
Sonny: But I’d rather date a dork over a jerk any day.
Grady: [happy] Thanks, Sonny.
[Grady clears his throat]
Grady: [to Blake] Now, I believe the lady just gave you your flying papers.
[Blake hisses at Grady, showing his fangs. Grady isn’t phased.]
Blake: It works better when I have the make-up on and the script says that you’re scared.
[Blake hisses again at Grady, before giving up and leaving.]
Grady: [to Grant] So, Grant, I don’t really have a girlfriend. Let the humiliation begin.
Grant: You’re a lucky man.
Grady: [yelling] I’M TELLING MOM! Wait. What?
Grant: I’ve had a million girlfriends –
Sonny: Ew.
Grant: But I’ve never had a friend who’s a girl. Actually, I’ve never had a friend like Sonny at all. Someone who always has your back.
Sonny: You mean, kind of like a brother?
Grant: Yeah. Yeah, like a brother. [pats Grady on the shoulder] You know, all these years I thought you should be more like me, but maybe I should be a little more like you.
Grady: [sighs in relief]
[Grant and Grady hug]
Grant: Alright, starting right now, I will always be here for you.
[a girl walks by and catches Grant’s attention]
Grant: NICE! [follows after the girl]
Grant: DELTA NU!
Grady: [smiling] I like the new Grant.
Sonny: And I like the new Grady. Hey, while we’re here, wanna get a bite to eat?
Grady: Oh yeah!
Sonny: Great.
[Grady pulls out the chair for Sonny]
Grady: There you are.
Sonny: Thank you.
Grady: You’re welcome. [sits across from her]
Grady: So…
Sonny: No.
[Grady and Sonny hold up their glasses]
Grady: To friendship!
[They toast]
[Cafeteria (Commissary)]
[Grady is walking to a table, when he is stopped by Nico walking in.]
Nico: Hey.
Grady: Hey.
[They both sit down next to each other]
Nico: How was your weekend?
Grady: Oh, good. Yeah, it was good. How was yours?
Nico: Good. Heard you dated Sonny.
Grady: Oh, sort of. Heard you pranked with Tawni.
Nico: Uh…Yeah, a little.
[awkward laughter]
Nico and Grady: Was she better than me? Wait, don’t answer that.
